"I understand," I told him. "But after a while they kind of become real."
Which may have made him even more skeptical.
But I'm sure you guys get it. After 6 seasons in Feller, there are players which hold some kind of unquantifiable hold over you. So this is my attempt to quantify...to expose my unbounded sports nerd-dom. Maybe we can make it into some sort of ongoing column.
My favorite player is Timo Collins.
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Those are the numbers, and they're convincing enough. But the real reason Timo Collins is my favorite player in Feller are these:
1) He has a cool name. Timo Collins. Like some sort of Irish-Finnish combination...only in a black guy.
2) He has a soul-patch and he smiles. His face sort of says, "Don't worry, Coach, I'm not a locker-room cancer, and I won't let you down at the plate."
3) He's a hometown boy. I'm a Portlander, and my team is based in Portland. I imagine, if the fans mattered in this game, he'd be a fan favorite...kind of like Damon Stoudamire, but without the getting-caught-with-weed-wrapped-in-tin foil-at-the-airport.
(Which, for most Blazer fans, wasn't that big of a deal compared to all the other crap we put up with for years.)
Anyway, that's why I wouldn't trade Timo Collins...not even for a package of Dennis Pratt and Endy Ramsey.
Okay, maybe for those guys...but it would hurt.
Who's you favorite player?
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